"Cut the damn hair.  Long hair on old men is yucky!" Says Carson.

"Hair color is very important, one should never have hair color that isn't found in nature." Says Kyan.

"In public you shouldn't uses words like c**t, or t**t. It's just not nice." Says Jai.

 

"Even if you're a vegetarian you can still gaine huge ammounts of weight. Paul should try eating less and excersising more." Says Ted.

 

"Plaid, checks, stripes, patterns,they don't go together!  They make your home or office look like a fun house gone awry." Thom says.

 

So all of these tips by the Fab Five combine to turn Paul into...